I don’t like killing living things. Some things are virtually unavoidable, like bugs in your teeth when riding your bike, and blades of grass, but in general I try to never kill anything, needlessly. Granted, I am the indirect cause of things being killed for me to eat or use, like cows, pigs, chicken fetuses, trees, and bamboo, but I try to justify that by attempting to live a life of carbon neutrality, when it’s not Inconvenient. Having said that there are certain things that I do not mind killing;
-Mosquitoes
-Other things that bite me without provocation and are very small
-Time
-Silverfish (though I never see them. Especially not at my house)
-Bowls of ice cream
-Mice (but only by setting them free in owl country)
-Apples
-Orcs
-Other evil fantasy based creatures
-Buzzes
-Freaky looking spiders lurking in my bed (I usually try to catch them in something and then set them free in owl country, but if they’re really ugly I’m not scared ((because I’m so scared)) to kill them first, preferably with something very long)
-Six packs
A less incomplete list may follow.
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