Facebook = The Devil, among other things

So it has come to my attention that I am addicted to Facebook. I didn't heed the warnings. I never do. I shunned Facebook for a long time, because Facebook is for weiners, but eventually I gave in, because the picture sharing is handy, and as much as I love being a hermit, I guess I do like communities. But if you suck don't come requesting friendship! Anyway, after getting home from the Central Americas I opened an account and haven't been off since. I think maybe I've been on Facebook for 50 hours now. I don't mean had an account. I mean I think I've been on Facebook for 50 hours now! I haven't slept, I've barely eaten. The only evidence of any nourishmment having happened in here is the empty microwave burrito wrappers all over the floor and the empty tin of powdered Gatorade. At least I'm staying hydrated. I guess what I'm trying to say is DO NOT GET FACEBOOK. It will control your life until you're out of Gatorade and your lips start cracking from dehydration and your bowels start rumbling from all the beef and beans. That didn't even happen to me in Guatemala! Or Nicaragua! So be careful. If you're ever invited to join Facebook CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COVER YOUR EARS, because it will take your soul without a contract.